Posts tagged with children

No You Can’t Marry Daddy

Dads (and Moms too): Isn’t it cute when your little boy or girl looks up at you and let’s you know that when they’re all grown up they want to get married… …to you? Yes, that’s right. That’s not cute, that’s creepy. And weird. But what do children know about life, anyway? If they knew everything, they wouldn’t need us,

It Came From Inside My Wife (and other Halloween movies to terrorize parents)

  Now Playing The Magnet In The Middle Of The Street – Why are the small children in the middle of this bustling suburban town so hell-bent on going into the street? And why don’t they want to hold their mommy and daddy’s hands?? And why is their cereal fortified… with iron??? (Rated SP, 143 terrifying minutes) The Quiet –

Children’s Music Rocks

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The Battle for tics tacs Part Two: Minty Victory!

It was not an easy battle, but I was victorious. It started off with tears. Then there were blood-curdling screams. Thrashing about. Stickers, sticker takeaways and sticker reinstatements. The point of the battle was for ultimate supremacy over who would be crying when mom and dad dropped the kid of at school – nobody or everybody. The parental army marched

We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby

“Don’t you wish we could just go back to the 1950s, when everything was perfect for the American family?” Back then, every kid had a mom and a dad, and each of them knew their roles. Dad worked and brought home the “bread.” Mom (aka the “homemaker”) stayed home and raised the kids, and that was that. And everyone happily