Children’s Music Sucks

I was scared to death of children’s music when my first was on the way. I didn’t want to be forced to listen to annoying artists who catered only to children without any concern for musical sensibilities. I like good music, and that is that.

I chose to largely ignore the kid’s music that was available at first. I would buck conventional wisdom, and expose my child to grown-up music during her transformation from drooling, crying, pooping, eating mass of infant to a more human-acting being. I’m not sure whether that was a good move or not. On the one hand, she’s not tapping out Beethoven on the black and whites, but on the other I have heard her improvise some pretty original, well-composed, melodic songs.*

bad kids music causes bleeding ears

We knew a couple things to play for our newborn, anyway. We naturally had all the lullaby renditions of rock music for her to sleep at night as well as those “baby genius” classical music CDs that would guarantee entrance to Julliard by age 10 — if we slacked. Some music was given as a gift, but that mostly sat, waiting to be played.

Once she got older, things changed, good old parental guilt kicked in (how much 90s grunge and progressive rock can a kid handle?**) and we found ourselves perusing the library CD collection for kid’s music. The familiar bands sprung out at me, and I could practically hear my future already: Raffi songs playing in the car for the next seven(teen?) years. “Bananaphone” on repeat; The Wiggles wiggling their way into my brain in their flamboyant Star-Trekkian outfits. How can the red one still possibly be around?; Barney? Barney?!? BARNEY!!! Don’t get me started on that purple and green demonspawn.

Naturally I avoided all of those and other familiar bands and picked up some music just based on the album cover.*** The first one I checked out had a simple cow picture on the cover and the band was named Milkshake. The cow happily sipped away from a cup with the words “Happy Songs” on it. “Good enough,” I thought to myself. We hopped in the car, popped it in the CD player, and I was instantly and amazingly hooked.

The music was pretty darned good. I mean, not like holy cow Clockwork Angels rocks good, but wow I don’t want to throw up and I can actually sing to some of these songs good. And that to me is the most important component in early children’s music, or anything kid-learning related for that matter. If you, the caregiver, can’t get excited about it, then there’s only so much enthusiasm you can instill in your kid(s) about it. That’s one of the major problems with children’s videos  – too many parents turn them on and walk away, when it’s so much more beneficial to share them with young and impressionable minds.

But speaking of “another posts,” we’re out of space in this week’s installment of Dad Vs. Spawn. Come back next week, so we can share some of our favorite children’s music with you, as well as a few grown-up bands that have grown in the hearts of our families.

Do you have some family and kid’s faves that have been popular with you and yours? Share them in the comments and we’ll try to add them to next week’s follow-up. Unless we think they suck, of course.

; )

 

*Tonight I was particularly moved by a rendition of “Daddy Smells,” which will not be climbing up any charts anytime soon.

**I listen to more kinds of music than those. I promise! Oh yeah, and it was always played at a child-friendly volume. Double promise.

*** Who would do this, you ask? Try me, circa 80s-90s. You know, before all this newfangled internet techno-whatever.

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12 Comments

My kids love all kinds of music and I think a big part of that is because we explsed them to tons besides a healthy dose of kid stuff. Just the other day my youngest asked me to put some jazz on and then specified cool jazz. One of my daughters loves 50′s stuff. Heaven help me and forgive him, but my oldest loves country!
There is something almost magical about sharing music with your kids.


Thanks for sharing Gina. The cool jazz is the best kind for my liking as well. Not so much the smooth kind.

I was thinking of compiling a list of all the songs I’d hope my kids heard before they were adults to make sure they had a full history of music.

BTW: I thought your blog post
http://ginavalley.com/hes-not-wearing-any-pants/
was quite amusing.


I really love Laurie Berkner, actually. Those Putumayo collections can be cool, too, although sometimes I like them more just in theory.


There ARE a few pretty darned good kids bands around. The list is probably pretty short for the spectacular ones, although all musicians amaze me since I can’t play any instruments. Lauri Berkner IS one of the better ones.

BTW: did you know I’m subscribed to your RSS feed? We lived up in Albany last year before moving to good Ol’ Tennessee. I found your events lists very useful (and thourough). Small world huh?


Yeah, Laurie Berkner will be on next week’s list for sure. I wonder if future generations of parents will find her to be annoying in the normal ways that generations respond to music? I also recall trying out the Putomaya CDs… they never really took.

_Phil


some of their music is tolerable. most of it? let’s just say I’m glad I’m out of that musical stage.

now I just gotta put up with songs with guys guttural screaming how much they hate their dads.


Well, a couple of months in kindergarten and my 6yo is now officially interested in Justin B… Jus *gasp*… Justin Beeee… if I say it, I’ll throw up in my mouth. Maybe they still have those Raffi CDs at the library. Ack.

_Phil


My favorite Cd is Wiggleworms I love you. It has a great variety of classic songs and new ones that are all great. I also love Yo Gabba Gabba for the popular artists that play kids songs like the reggae band that sings the song Banana


I would be happy for you to have a listen to/review our work. We (Jelly Kids) originated from the fact that as musicians we were tired of music that was condescending to kids.

I guess we are aiming for music that both parents and children will be happy to listen to. And if your children are anything like mine they listen to the music over and over and over again.

Send me a direct email if you would like to review the work.


Hey guys,
I was also fearful of the kids music I would have to endure when my first child arrived. I’ve been a musician all my life so I decided to not chance it and wrote my own rock album for kids. I might be biased but I think it’s filling a void in children’s entertainment and the people that have purchased it have had great things to say. What do you think? I’ve attached a link to our first video as well as our facebook page. Good luck with the little ones… we all need it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzDTeLaMVh4

http://www.facebook.com/KORErealrockforkids


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